Wednesday, 31 March 2010
Sunday, 28 March 2010
Thursday, 25 March 2010
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
Saturday, 20 March 2010
Friday, 19 March 2010
please don't look like a pear
i want to have a family this weekend
u look like u fell off the ugly tree and
got hit by every branch on the way
down
i make my own music and have no cavities
i listen to man man, i like to dress up in
women's clothing from time to time
my penis has a life, i will share, i love adult beverages
i kind of have emo hair, i like ear lobes, i am looking
for a cool lady to blow clouds with; please don't look
like a pear
there are just so many hot words beginning with the letter D
i will squeeze your throat and smack u; anyone up for going
out with a loser? i'm a bit sickly too
i am a dog daycare attendant: do u want to make out with me?
i can be almost as good as a boyfriend, i go pop pop in the attic
i am smart fanny, let's get married in 30 days; i have a full set of hair
i had a bad day today; i will squeeze a family out of your intimate area
i am a zombie, i am a branch; have u ever gotten hit by me?
if i had a choice i'd be either a viking or a zombie
if you're not ready to be roughly used and defiled
in person then go away
Thursday, 18 March 2010
i am not an asshole; are u there?
i have a shitty home and shitty cars along with a shitty job
i feel 90 but look 26 years old
i am searching for that needle in a haystack
i would like to meet a potential princess
let's get the words flowing
i enjoy pleasing my lady friends
and leave them limp as a wet noodle
hello my name is brance
enjoy me pampering u with butterfly kisses
i do like to lick, i am looking for a fun women
if you're a bot don't even bother me
i love to play darts, i hope u make your own pizza
i am not no bot, i am not an asshole; are u there?
i'm looking to get all tangled up
someone once told me that i was in the top 10% of all people on the planet
i appreciate a good heelclick
let's chill on the couch and veg some
i've lately gotten into adult breastfeeding
i want to be your sex doll
i aint no sucker, i work hard/play hard
so let's grab some fu fu coffee
i am looking for a refrigerator
all i want to do is make a women happy
i am tired of women not liking to find out i play world of warcraft
bible is a must, platonic is fine
Friday, 12 March 2010
it is more than that
it binds that, it fettered that, i am right like that, he connected that
he has a grip on it; i can blow your matter better than that
i walked thru saran wrap and staples to find u
i probably burn right thru u like that
lying beside me it is more than that
my house is on my chin
my chin is stapled
my chin and my
rice are falling
the valley is falling
i have staples u never knew
u are my chin
who is the scar and the person in my jaw and my united states
u have not informed the measles not to roast
my dark horse is useless
my dark horse is volatile
dark horse with her word
dark horse, u by twilight
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Monday, 1 March 2010
no pets across the peeled normal
the hibernation bully peeled japan
the hibernation bully peeled the horseman
i open my giclee cowboy lyrics
i feel i am peeling
digital pets across the pacific pond in japan
u want thick firm chunks, the blue bully
my hot caves say goodbye and they are awake
i'm glad i'm here and i cover his mouth
no pets across the peeled normal
happy happy birthday baby
although you're with somebody
new
oh baby, when i met u
oh baby, we were so
in love
u want reason and that boy can feel beetles
stars make me feel japan; u talked to me and
i want it; knives for captain and i am peeling
how to prevent a gout tornado
hibernating bats in 4 caves
say goodbye to bush
bullies were just bullies
for no reason
that boy can peel paint
oops, he covers his mouth
o hake, u are awake
how to prevent a root canal
how to prevent japanese beetles
scooby-do and the mummy's curse
stars and shadows