Friday, 19 March 2010

please don't look like a pear


i want to have a family this weekend

u look like u fell off the ugly tree and

got hit by every branch on the way

down


i make my own music and have no cavities

i listen to man man, i like to dress up in

women's clothing from time to time


my penis has a life, i will share, i love adult beverages

i kind of have emo hair, i like ear lobes, i am looking

for a cool lady to blow clouds with; please don't look

like a pear


there are just so many hot words beginning with the letter D

i will squeeze your throat and smack u; anyone up for going

out with a loser? i'm a bit sickly too


i am a dog daycare attendant: do u want to make out with me?

i can be almost as good as a boyfriend, i go pop pop in the attic

i am smart fanny, let's get married in 30 days; i have a full set of hair


i had a bad day today; i will squeeze a family out of your intimate area

i am a zombie, i am a branch; have u ever gotten hit by me?

if i had a choice i'd be either a viking or a zombie

if you're not ready to be roughly used and defiled

in person then go away



Thursday, 18 March 2010

i am not an asshole; are u there?


i have a shitty home and shitty cars along with a shitty job


i feel 90 but look 26 years old


i am searching for that needle in a haystack


i would like to meet a potential princess


let's get the words flowing


i enjoy pleasing my lady friends


and leave them limp as a wet noodle


hello my name is brance


enjoy me pampering u with butterfly kisses


i do like to lick, i am looking for a fun women


if you're a bot don't even bother me


i love to play darts, i hope u make your own pizza


i am not no bot, i am not an asshole; are u there?


i'm looking to get all tangled up


someone once told me that i was in the top 10% of all people on the planet


i appreciate a good heelclick


let's chill on the couch and veg some


i've lately gotten into adult breastfeeding


i want to be your sex doll


i aint no sucker, i work hard/play hard


so let's grab some fu fu coffee


i am looking for a refrigerator


all i want to do is make a women happy


i am tired of women not liking to find out i play world of warcraft


bible is a must, platonic is fine

Friday, 12 March 2010

it is more than that

it binds that, it fettered that, i am right like that, he connected that


he has a grip on it; i can blow your matter better than that


i walked thru saran wrap and staples to find u


i probably burn right thru u like that


lying beside me it is more than that


my house is on my chin

my chin is stapled

my chin and my

rice are falling


the valley is falling


i have staples u never knew


u are my chin


who is the scar and the person in my jaw and my united states


u have not informed the measles not to roast


my dark horse is useless

my dark horse is volatile

dark horse with her word

dark horse, u by twilight

Monday, 1 March 2010

no pets across the peeled normal



the hibernation bully peeled japan

the hibernation bully peeled the horseman


i open my giclee cowboy lyrics

i feel i am peeling


digital pets across the pacific pond in japan

u want thick firm chunks, the blue bully


my hot caves say goodbye and they are awake

i'm glad i'm here and i cover his mouth


no pets across the peeled normal

happy happy birthday baby

although you're with somebody

new


oh baby, when i met u

oh baby, we were so

in love


u want reason and that boy can feel beetles

stars make me feel japan; u talked to me and

i want it; knives for captain and i am peeling


how to prevent a gout tornado

hibernating bats in 4 caves

say goodbye to bush

bullies were just bullies

for no reason


that boy can peel paint

oops, he covers his mouth

o hake, u are awake


how to prevent a root canal

how to prevent japanese beetles

scooby-do and the mummy's curse

stars and shadows