survivor

draw the tourists in

nerve endings

banana lady

Watch this cool Beat Hotel-esque Cut-up I just made!

Watch this cool Beat Hotel-esque Cut-up I just made!

please don't look like a pear

i want to have a family this weekend

u look like u fell off the ugly tree and

got hit by every branch on the way

down

i make my own music and have no cavities

i listen to man man, i like to dress up in

women's clothing from time to time

my penis has a life, i will share, i love adult beverages

i kind of have emo hair, i like ear lobes, i am looking

for a cool lady to blow clouds with; please don't look

like a pear

there are just so many hot words beginning with the letter D

i will squeeze your throat and smack u; anyone up for going

out with a loser? i'm a bit sickly too

i am a dog daycare attendant: do u want to make out with me?

i can be almost as good as a boyfriend, i go pop pop in the attic

i am smart fanny, let's get married in 30 days; i have a full set of hair

i had a bad day today; i will squeeze a family out of your intimate area

i am a zombie, i am a branch; have u ever gotten hit by me?

if i had a choice i'd be either a viking or a zombie

if you're not ready to be roughly used and defiled

in person then go away

i am not an asshole; are u there?

i have a shitty home and shitty cars along with a shitty job

i feel 90 but look 26 years old

i am searching for that needle in a haystack

i would like to meet a potential princess

let's get the words flowing

i enjoy pleasing my lady friends

and leave them limp as a wet noodle

hello my name is brance

enjoy me pampering u with butterfly kisses

i do like to lick, i am looking for a fun women

if you're a bot don't even bother me

i love to play darts, i hope u make your own pizza

i am not no bot, i am not an asshole; are u there?

i'm looking to get all tangled up

someone once told me that i was in the top 10% of all people on the planet

i appreciate a good heelclick

let's chill on the couch and veg some

i've lately gotten into adult breastfeeding

i want to be your sex doll

i aint no sucker, i work hard/play hard

so let's grab some fu fu coffee

i am looking for a refrigerator

all i want to do is make a women happy

i am tired of women not liking to find out i play world of warcraft

bible is a must, platonic is fine